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“Between Me and My Princess”
Chords D A G
They breathe fire and ash
But I got my sword
And the princess’s love
Is my only reward
I’m covered in Armor
Dragons best beware
Cause I’m here to save
The bonny princess so fair
And they must Die Die Die
Cause I will save the Girl
Die Die Die
Every Last one in the world
Dragons don’t stand a chance
When they get between
Me and My Princess
It’s beautiful things
You feel you must hoard
May I introduce you
To my brand new sword
Made from the finest metal
Humans have ever made
Let us do battle
Feel the strike of my blade
Chorus
Chorus
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Lost My Shoes
01:28
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“Lost my Shoes”
Chords: Capo 3 G C D
A harpers job is to from town to town playing songs
The roads I sometimes travel are windy and really long
One time I fell into some quicksand
But along came a Giant who gave me a hand
But…
I lost my shoes, I lost my shoes
This isn’t cool, oh what to do?
You know I hate walking ‘round in bare feet
Oh, no no no, I lost my Shoes
Our fellowship had to journey, givin an important quest
We got lost our elven mage was extremely vexed
There was a cavern of lava we had to traverse
I felt the heat on my feet, could this get any worse
And…
Chorus
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Don't Insult the King
02:53
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“Don’t Insult the King”
Chords Lick G C E D Verse G C E C G Chorus C G A
Enjoy the Rides
And Sing some Songs
But don’t insult the King
Eat a pickle
And drink some ale
But don’t insult the king
She a wench
Call her a sow
But don’t insult the king
Yell at the knights
As they joust
But don’t insult the king
The King he is benevolent
The fact that I am not in chains
Shows his grace
I wish I could do more to get it
Through your head
Don’t Insult the King
repeat
Our He’ll cut off your tongue
Like my band mate Henry
That’s why you cant hear him sing
There’s supposed to be all kinds of oohs and ahs
It would’ve sounded real nice too
But hear my advice and heed it
Don’t Insult the King
Chorus
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Happily Ever After
03:02
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“Happily Ever After”
by Marc Gunn used with permission and licensed for legal profiting by Alex TheLoneGunman
Chords: G7 F C G7 G7 F C G7 G7
In days that have long passed,
There lived a fair mahogany lass.
An unmarried and virtuous princess, alas,
She was brave, strong and bold.
Tra la di di hidey ho
Di hidey hey, di hidey ho
Tra la di di hidey ho
Happily ever after.
One morning while riding no guard around,
Armed with sword should trouble abound,
She heard the most horrible sound,
And her nose burned of sulfur.
The sky it darkened, her horse a fright.
A dragon swooped as black as night,
Grabbed the maiden then out of sight.
Her horse ran frightened home.
The king he cried, "All knights be sworn!
Kill the dragon with your swords.
Return me daughter for this reward,
That you may marry her."
The bravest knight in all the realm,
Young, handsome vain as well
Declared the maid his holy grail
Rode off to rescue her.
The knight he climbed up rugged heights
Snagged a run in pristine tights
At cavern's shaft, he saw no sites
And heard no sound inside.
The knight he called the dragon out.
But only lady's voice came back.
"I killed the dragon!," the lady shout.
And stepped into the sun.
The princess dressed in scraps of cloth,
Mahogany hair was all burned off.
A muddy face, the vain knight scoffed,
"Can you clean be for we go?"
Princess still in clothes undone,
Told the knight, "I work alone"
The knight rode lone the setting sun.
The maiden was happy thereafter.
The Princess she walked happily home!
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Not a Mule
04:24
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“Not a Mule”
Chords Verse: Am Em Dm G Chorus: C G Am Em
I see you with your armor on
and the glory of a battle waged
As I am working in the field
I feel like this life is a waste
If I could be reborn
I would be more like you
The horse of a knight
Not a mule
You’re walkin ‘round with a knight on your back
Heading on a quest to save a princess so fair
And I am working in this field
Put me in the Battle Im not Scared!!!
Chorus
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I'll Kill It For You
02:19
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“I’ll Kill It For You”
Chords G7 C Bridge: D C
I won’t run from any kind of monster
No matter how nasty, with claws and teeth
Cause I’ve got my sword and my shield
And the strength from the love of a beautiful girl
Like You
My Sweet Princess
I’ll Kill It for You
I’ll Kill It for You
With the Quickness
I’ll Kill it for You
Your dad’s the King
And he cannot kill the thing
And I want your hand and your heart
And your huge tracks of land
This scourge shall be vanquished
As I’m the mad with the Plan
Chorus
Do not worry about the man that you are vowed to
I’ll make sure the monster gets him and your dad too.
Chorus
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7. |
Such a Bonnie Day
02:16
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“Such a Bonnie Day”
Just Clap!!!
It’s such a bonnie day, everything I know goin my way
It’s such a bonnie day, hey oh!
I’ve been told to respect the king but from everything I heard that dog’s really mean
So when I saw him walkin by, I raised my finger up, no one lookin at my eye
All day I worked my fingers to the bone a blacksmith’s job is never done
But as I was walkin home I found a bag of gold and kept it for me own
Went up to the prettiest lass, asked her if she’d give me a kiss
She slapped my face and run, but I got ale from all me chums
A rogue walked by lookin mighty rough, saw me lookin his way he said “what”
But my kin next to me was bigger still and then that rough didn’t seem so tough
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Momma won’t let me have a Dragon for a Pet
Capo 3 G Bridge D A G
Well, I cleaned my room
And then I did the dishes
But momma wont grant me
None of my wishes
Momma won’t let me have a Dragon for a Pet
No, Momma won’t let me have a Dragon for a Pet
Well, I got straight A’s
And I’ve been a real good boy
Now we’re headin to the pet shop
Oh joy!
Chorus
I need a Pet, I wanna Pet
I don’t want no Dog
I don’t want no Cat
I really need a Dragon for a Pet
Repeat bridge
Chorus
Now I gotta hamster
He seems kinda of puny and old
I really need a pet
That can protect my Gold
Chorus * 2
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Over the Wall
05:59
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“Over the Wall”
Chords: Capo -1 V: Em Am C: C G D Bridge: Dm G C F
The Child grew up fast
The child grew up strong
At 12 thrust in battle
Defending the castle wall
As the evil warlock’s army
Prepares for its attack
The battle hardened king
Sees a child shaking fast
Look here son
This battle won’t last long
I won’t let them get you
I won’t let them over the wall
The king, he tried to mean it
But he knew it was a lie
With so many losses already suffered
He knew his people would soon die
This child is a hero
He is brave and strong
There are few guarantees in life
But there’s one on this day
Chorus
The Evil Army Advances
as horn sounds fill the land
Their march reverberation
makes it difficult to stand
There’s a flash coming from the shine
And now new people all around
Who are you? The King asks
I am Colonel O’Neill
We are warriors from another planet
We have come to help you out
Saving humans from certain death
Is what we’re all about
We bring with us Strong Weapons
We’ll fight off their attack
The evil warlock will be defeated
And he won’t be coming back
(King) Chorus
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“Hawaiian Renfaire Vacation”
Chords V: C F G B: A Em
Oh won’t you come with me
To a place where Dragons Don’t Fly
Here they like to surf
And no one questions why
The knights still joust
But here they do it on the beach
And the harpers don’t play a lute
They use a ukulele to teach
Girl you’d look good in some chain mail
With sand between your toes
It only happens once and year
I think this year we should go
Oh wont you come with me
On a Hawaiian renfaire vacation
Hawaii Hawaii Hawaii renfaire
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Alex Boyd aka TheLoneGunman Kansas City, Missouri
I'm a really big Geek and I've got a Guitar. I sing songs about Games, Books, Movies, TV, and lot's more. I've been TheLoneGunman for years, even before I played the guitar but now I go by my actual name Alex Boyd. Watch for me at a con, club or house show near you. I'm endorsed by Knucklehead Strings! The $ you spend goes directly to me. I value every CD/Track sold. Thank you so much! RAWR!!! ... more
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