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Knights aren't the only things Dragons have to worry about.

and sometimes Knights be douches.

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“Happily Ever After”

by Marc Gunn used with permission and licensed for legal profiting by Alex TheLoneGunman

Chords: G7 F C G7 G7 F C G7 G7

In days that have long passed,
There lived a fair mahogany lass.
An unmarried and virtuous princess, alas,
She was brave, strong and bold.

Tra la di di hidey ho
Di hidey hey, di hidey ho
Tra la di di hidey ho
Happily ever after.

One morning while riding no guard around,
Armed with sword should trouble abound,
She heard the most horrible sound,
And her nose burned of sulfur.

The sky it darkened, her horse a fright.
A dragon swooped as black as night,
Grabbed the maiden then out of sight.
Her horse ran frightened home.

The king he cried, "All knights be sworn!
Kill the dragon with your swords.
Return me daughter for this reward,
That you may marry her."

The bravest knight in all the realm,
Young, handsome vain as well
Declared the maid his holy grail
Rode off to rescue her.

The knight he climbed up rugged heights
Snagged a run in pristine tights
At cavern's shaft, he saw no sites
And heard no sound inside.

The knight he called the dragon out.
But only lady's voice came back.
"I killed the dragon!," the lady shout.
And stepped into the sun.

The princess dressed in scraps of cloth,
Mahogany hair was all burned off.
A muddy face, the vain knight scoffed,
"Can you clean be for we go?"

Princess still in clothes undone,
Told the knight, "I work alone"
The knight rode lone the setting sun.
The maiden was happy thereafter.

The Princess she walked happily home!

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from Knights, Princess and the Dragons That Come Between Them, released May 27, 2011
written by Marc Gunn. Used by permission from Marc. Thanks Marc! You're amazing!!!!

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Alex Boyd aka TheLoneGunman Kansas City, Missouri

I'm a really big Geek and I've got a Guitar. I sing songs about Games, Books, Movies, TV, and lot's more. I've been TheLoneGunman for years, even before I played the guitar but now I go by my actual name Alex Boyd. Watch for me at a con, club or house show near you. I'm endorsed by Knucklehead Strings! The $ you spend goes directly to me. I value every CD/Track sold. Thank you so much! RAWR!!! ... more

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